|'Just remember this, whenever there is a hot wind coming from your hiny, you are contributing to Global Warming. Or when you flap your lips and expel CO2, YOU are what Al Gore wants to get rid of. It's because of you, you human being, you are causing Global Warming.
You see folks it is not the issue of whether there is global warming, it's what is causing it that's the problem. Do you understand that, we go through periods when the earth gets warm and when the earth gets cold, and it has been for million and millions of years, even in your own lifetime you've seen heat spells, cold spells, warm years, cool years, but no you see, what has happened here is that political organizations have gotten together, its not evil that they'v done it, but they had gotten it together to achieve a certain purpose, one is to get money, so they can put their hands in your pocket and to take money out of it and do what they want with it to feed the world, to feed everybody. To take the money and spread it around. Yes that's what the united nations does really well, and of course to slap the united states in the face because we are too big, too evil, we eat too much meat, we have too many big cars, too much money doing too many things, we are not havning enough babies but we are doing all these terrible things we are consumers and we are capitalists and the socialists don't like that because being successful and having lot's of money and knowing what to do with it makes you arrogant or look arrogant .
We have other planetary bodies in the solar system that are warming. Mars is warming! Did you know that? Where is that SUV up there? I don't see no SUV up there, something wrong, there must be car somewhere up there, why aren't those damn satelites taking a picture of it. Did you know that Pluto is warming, another body, it used to be a planet now it's some thing out there, we call it Pluto, it's warming why? Isn't it funny that you have Earth, Mars and Pluto all warming? Now what do you have that is connected to all three that could possibly have an effect on the temperature of each of those bodies. You are right the SUN!
Anderson was on I have this great instinct and desire to push him over of his tricycle because I always see him on a tricycle. Itís funny how certain people affect you that way
We are visual you know. This is one of the problems we have in our lives. One of the reasons why we canít use words like condom because we SEE it, because we see the condom and where it goes on. You know, you get my drift. Little old ladies get upset because the moment you say something our brain creates a series of images.
CNN is not a news organization, itís an international propaganda money making outfit, that is all that it is and thatís why they got the cerebal hammaroid of the week award.
It must have something to do with global warming: the first beaver is sighted in New York City in over 200 years. A beaver folks, who knows what will fall down. Now we can blame beavers for everything that goes wrong in the city. Remember that incredible electric outage in Queens just this past summer? Maybe it was beavers this may be the alternative of the progressives in the united nations, cause it is New York remember. If global warming doesnít work, weíll blame it on the beavers.
I was involved you know in the whole jet blue debacle, thatís right, yours truly was involved in the whole jet blue debacle. I stood there along with others at Dallas international airport while screaming passengers claimed not to be fed. They were diabetics, they needed to be fed. I wanted to throw 5 dollar bills at these jackasses there were plenty of restaurants around, go get something to eat!
I was thinking of taking my jet blue form sending it up there to ebay so I could show people that I got out.
But passengers couldnít get an explanation as to why the plane that we were waiting for which was going to take us to Long Beach California why it was not leaving the gate when we were waiting for it. We al wanted it to come, we held hands sang kumbaja we pretended to be eeeeeh muppets, I almost said another word I didnít, we tried to keep control of our senses and we had a good sense of humor but too much touching. And I think thatís where I got the cold. But we were like cows, standing around and we had nothing to do.
Yes friends, it may be that Al Gore, the great Al Gore, is one of the beavers. And we havenít noticed that, he is wearing a lot of black. And you know these beavers are brownish black. I think we should see if he has a lot of beaver fur on his back, he may not actually be fat. It may be that his clothes are covering a lot of fur.
How could anybody particularly coming from Europe be so dumb as to say you cannot kill or capture your way to victory, what the hell happened between 1938 and 1945!!!!!! I am sick and tired of people who write for alleged newsservices.
Yes, they eat with cutlery. You and I eat with knife and forks ladies and gentlemen. But they eat with cutleryÖÖÖÖ.am I showing my low class status here when I say things like that?
You see their fear is that the Americans will get more sex, right of the bat. No matter how egotistical the Brits are, they think we are going to get all the sex.
Itís not gonna happen folks, it never did happen that way.
We have got to do something to get the French to procreate. What are we gonna do? I don't know, we got to think of something! I know we are not particularly crazy about the way they are treating us, or the way anybody is treating us right now. I don't know what to do. We have to figure out ways to get them CLOSER together. They used to have babies...they used to know how to do it.....same here!
All of the fuzzy little faces wish to break apart and tear down Western civilization and the little state of Israel. Although there are a lot of fuzzy faces there too. Some of the beards that the Jews have are fairly notorious. They are notorious beards. They are pretty big. I donít know how men carry them around. It seems to me that your head kind ofÖit overtakes the face. I had a beard for a while and I hated it.
There are some times there is a zero sum game, but in general life is not like that. In general life is quite different from that, we have opportunities.
Somebody else gets a job well that takes that job away from me, but it doesnít take ALL jobs away from me. There is another job and another one and you must look for that other job and go for it! Although I know people, they didnít get a certain part in a movie and well Iím in showbusiness, Iím sure that the same thing happens in advertising or Wallstreet, somebody else gets a job and than you are depressed for six months. Well I never got depressed about that. I donít think conservatives in general do because there is always something else. Until you die of course. Eventually you are gonna die, and jobs get smaller and whatever, and that goes on, but than there is other things in life. Life is not about ONE thing and people who generally make it that, turn it into the zero sum game. And you will note that most of the philosophy immediately of congressman and senators and people who are running for president it is all based on the zero sum game. That if the rich get this that means there is less for these people. That is not the case, it simply isnít. Now I know it is hard to believe but it is not the case. Nobody making money ever made me poor. Unless they stole something from me. And there was somebody once who stole something from me. There was somebody that I knew once who actually took money from me. And thatís not a zero sum game, thatís called theft. But in the real world when somebody else becomes a millionaire that doesnít mean, oh my heavens less for you. Thatís not the way it works in the economy in the United States, you have opportunities, most conservatives I think, see the world as opportunities, thatís right. I see everything as an opportunity.