This page contains quotes of both Dwight and the characters he has played in tv-shows and movies.
 
 
Murdock's A-team Quotes
Pros and Cons
Trash bags! I want trash bags! I want Ďem, I want Ďem!

Holiday in the Hills
I got no fear, I'll go up in anything, except an elevator.

Holiday in the Hills
Ladies and gentlemen. This concludes your flight. Thank you for flying Miracle Airlines, the only airline where lady luck is your co-pilot.

Till Death Do Us Part
Out of the blue, I'm coming to you. Super nutritious, and super delicious!

Till Death Do Us Part
I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train!

The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing
Well, why don't you make up your mind. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. Then I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not.

The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing
Pardon me, Roy. Is that the catatonic choo-choo?

The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing
I want you to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

Bad Day on the Border
My size? My size the amount of space I fill up. Thanks for asking though.

The Taxicab Wars
From the front seat of his cab with his faithful companions, Hannibal, Faceman and Amy, he will lead this war against injustice. Comes fighting for the rights. Vanquisher of evil. He is the protector of the innocent and the revenger of the downtrodden. . .It's captain Cab!

Labor Pains
The Jazz is all the twinkies you can eat, and Woody Woodpecker cartoons twenty-four hours a day.

The Battle of Bel Air
This building is too weird. Buttons scream at you. Stairs talk to you.

Harder Than It Looks
Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine.

Deadly Maneuvers
Some man walk on hot coals, some eat glass, some climb Mount Everest, others drink milk. It is the way of the universe.

Showdown!
I don't wanna be a secret weapon! I want to be an exposed weapon!

Skins
When the going gets tough, the tough get aeronautical.

Moving Targets
I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.

Where is the Monster When You Need Him?
God, your sky is so big, my plane is so crummy, please don't let me eat it.

The Road To Hope
I did what I did 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do.

Blood, Sweat, and Cheers
I found a cow under my shoe.I found a cow, how about you?

There Goes the Neighbourhood
What we need is a little distraction... You got an atomic bomb?

The A-Team Is Coming! The A-Team Is Coming!
Infinity is like an envelope. You can stretch it across your eyes, put a light behind it, but you can never see the light because it won't travel fast enough!

Mission of Peace
Hey you big greased badgers, I'm not takin' to kindly to the way you're talking to our woman-folk.

Theory of Revolution
I love the smell of a revolution in the morning, it smells like hushpuppies.

The Crystal Skull
To-Poo...To-Poo...Or not To-Poo, that is the question.

 
Dwight Schultz Quotes
Dutch Star Con, 2007
Dwight aan het tikken met zijn stift
Dirk kijkt op
Dwight: Am I annoying you ?
Dirk: Well I can do that better
Dirk wil zijn stift richting Dwight gooien
Dwight: Oh yes ? Can you do this ?
Dwight tikt sneller met zijn stift
Dirk tikt met zijn handen en de stift op de tafel ( net een muziekje )

I was scared to death. You're suddenly thrust into a room with Paul Newman and Roland Joffe and you're . . . scared. This was my first feature film. I hadn't been given time to relax with the role. It was a baptism of fire.

I've been into video games all my life. I had the original Atari, and now we've got a PlayStation. My first computer was a Commodore 64, and I had all the games for that, but now I only allow myself one game: Medal of Honor

I can't play games that I'm involved with, though I do like to watch my daughter play Spider-Man. We used to play against each other but we had too many fights. But yeah, Medal of Honor is the only game that I allow myself.

My daughter is already asking me, "When are you getting the game, Dad?" "Are they sending you the game?" She just loves games if I have a voice in it. She likes taking them over to her friends' house and making them figure out which character is me.ē

I wasn't onstage projecting to the back row. I was acting for the lens, which was right in front of me. I learnt a lot from that job.

I would say to others in show business is: Think of your last bad review. What could possibly be worse than that?

I've been blessed with some lovely scripts and a character that people could truly identify with. It's one of those surprises in life that makes you think, 'God was smiling on me that particular day.

If they're traveling at the speed of light, their month is perhaps the equivalent of twenty of our years. So they're just buzzing around having a good old time, continuously looking.

It rolls off my back. Ridicule doesn't mean anything - even from people you're supposed to wear knee pads around, like the scientific community.

The director calmed me down and told me I was being too hard on myself. He went on to say that I wasn't quite as bad as I thought, but needed to tone things down a bit.

The New York Times' was enigmatic: 'Some unimaginable gravitational force is pulling our entire galaxy in the opposite direction.' End of article. If you stop and think about that, we are recreating ourselves.

They really do identify with Barclay because he has difficulties. He's not the super perfect Starfleet Officer you often see in Star Trek and the audiences loves him because of that.

They've discovered that, where all the other galaxies are moving in one direction, ours is going in another. Now, the Big Bang theory says that we're all moving outward.

This is a scientist, but he wasn't making an inquiry. This was an attempt to debunk. But why debunk something that is so patently stupid?

This kind of speculation is healthy. It's like H.G. Wells - if you go back and look at his work, he is remarkably accurate in everything he predicted.

Today's particle physics describe light as a crumple in space, and we may have deformed space in such a way that they noticed something peculiar - and they had the ability to investigate it.

When I saw the rushes the next day, that was it. I was humiliated. I thought, 'if that's the sort of actor I am, then I'm a complete fraud.'

With science fiction I think we are preparing ourselves for contact with them, whoever they may be.

Guy at the front of the line hands Dwight an A-Team DVDbox to sign, which he had previously had signed by Dirk Dwight: Dirk, could you have signed this any bigger? Dirk: What? Dwight: Could you have left me some room? Dirk: I need space! Dwight: Just a little room? Dirk: I got a little room for youÖ It's got padded wallsÖ!

Dirk is signing autographs and Dwight gets woodenshoes as a gift when he sits behind his signing table: Dwight: Look Dirk what Iíve got Dirk: you can walk on water with those! Dwight: now look, look Dirk (than he, holds the woodenshoes high in the air so Dirk can see them. Finally after some persuasion Dirk walks over to Dwight with his hands like: calm down Iím on my way! And than he inspects the woodenshoes himself.)

Person at convention tells Dirk: I gave Dwight a DVD a few months ago did he share it with you. Dirk at convention: No, of course not!!! He(Dwight) never shares anything with me.

Dwight: He would say to me he has been through more money than most human beings would ever see in a year and he was so stupid the way he had wasted his money and he was changing his ways. He was though very proper and he did understand structure of scripts. He knew when a script worked and when it didnít. And he worked with the writers. Long before I ever saw the script he had already put in his two cents as to what worked and what didnít. So he helped the formula of the show I think a lot. He was difficult to work with in a sense and this I donít miss about George: You would walk in and he would cross out most of lines and most of your lines were a reaction to his. So he was difficult to work with.

Howling Mad Radio Quotes
'Just remember this, whenever there is a hot wind coming from your hiny, you are contributing to Global Warming. Or when you flap your lips and expel CO2, YOU are what Al Gore wants to get rid of. It's because of you, you human being, you are causing Global Warming.

You see folks it is not the issue of whether there is global warming, it's what is causing it that's the problem. Do you understand that, we go through periods when the earth gets warm and when the earth gets cold, and it has been for million and millions of years, even in your own lifetime you've seen heat spells, cold spells, warm years, cool years, but no you see, what has happened here is that political organizations have gotten together, its not evil that they'v done it, but they had gotten it together to achieve a certain purpose, one is to get money, so they can put their hands in your pocket and to take money out of it and do what they want with it to feed the world, to feed everybody. To take the money and spread it around. Yes that's what the united nations does really well, and of course to slap the united states in the face because we are too big, too evil, we eat too much meat, we have too many big cars, too much money doing too many things, we are not havning enough babies but we are doing all these terrible things we are consumers and we are capitalists and the socialists don't like that because being successful and having lot's of money and knowing what to do with it makes you arrogant or look arrogant .

We have other planetary bodies in the solar system that are warming. Mars is warming! Did you know that? Where is that SUV up there? I don't see no SUV up there, something wrong, there must be car somewhere up there, why aren't those damn satelites taking a picture of it. Did you know that Pluto is warming, another body, it used to be a planet now it's some thing out there, we call it Pluto, it's warming why? Isn't it funny that you have Earth, Mars and Pluto all warming? Now what do you have that is connected to all three that could possibly have an effect on the temperature of each of those bodies. You are right the SUN!

Anderson was on I have this great instinct and desire to push him over of his tricycle because I always see him on a tricycle. Itís funny how certain people affect you that way

We are visual you know. This is one of the problems we have in our lives. One of the reasons why we canít use words like condom because we SEE it, because we see the condom and where it goes on. You know, you get my drift. Little old ladies get upset because the moment you say something our brain creates a series of images.

CNN is not a news organization, itís an international propaganda money making outfit, that is all that it is and thatís why they got the cerebal hammaroid of the week award.

It must have something to do with global warming: the first beaver is sighted in New York City in over 200 years. A beaver folks, who knows what will fall down. Now we can blame beavers for everything that goes wrong in the city. Remember that incredible electric outage in Queens just this past summer? Maybe it was beavers this may be the alternative of the progressives in the united nations, cause it is New York remember. If global warming doesnít work, weíll blame it on the beavers.

I was involved you know in the whole jet blue debacle, thatís right, yours truly was involved in the whole jet blue debacle. I stood there along with others at Dallas international airport while screaming passengers claimed not to be fed. They were diabetics, they needed to be fed. I wanted to throw 5 dollar bills at these jackasses there were plenty of restaurants around, go get something to eat!

I was thinking of taking my jet blue form sending it up there to ebay so I could show people that I got out.

But passengers couldnít get an explanation as to why the plane that we were waiting for which was going to take us to Long Beach California why it was not leaving the gate when we were waiting for it. We al wanted it to come, we held hands sang kumbaja we pretended to be eeeeeh muppets, I almost said another word I didnít, we tried to keep control of our senses and we had a good sense of humor but too much touching. And I think thatís where I got the cold. But we were like cows, standing around and we had nothing to do.

Yes friends, it may be that Al Gore, the great Al Gore, is one of the beavers. And we havenít noticed that, he is wearing a lot of black. And you know these beavers are brownish black. I think we should see if he has a lot of beaver fur on his back, he may not actually be fat. It may be that his clothes are covering a lot of fur.

How could anybody particularly coming from Europe be so dumb as to say you cannot kill or capture your way to victory, what the hell happened between 1938 and 1945!!!!!! I am sick and tired of people who write for alleged newsservices.

Yes, they eat with cutlery. You and I eat with knife and forks ladies and gentlemen. But they eat with cutleryÖÖÖÖ.am I showing my low class status here when I say things like that?

You see their fear is that the Americans will get more sex, right of the bat. No matter how egotistical the Brits are, they think we are going to get all the sex. Itís not gonna happen folks, it never did happen that way.

We have got to do something to get the French to procreate. What are we gonna do? I don't know, we got to think of something! I know we are not particularly crazy about the way they are treating us, or the way anybody is treating us right now. I don't know what to do. We have to figure out ways to get them CLOSER together. They used to have babies...they used to know how to do it.....same here!

All of the fuzzy little faces wish to break apart and tear down Western civilization and the little state of Israel. Although there are a lot of fuzzy faces there too. Some of the beards that the Jews have are fairly notorious. They are notorious beards. They are pretty big. I donít know how men carry them around. It seems to me that your head kind ofÖit overtakes the face. I had a beard for a while and I hated it.

There are some times there is a zero sum game, but in general life is not like that. In general life is quite different from that, we have opportunities. Somebody else gets a job well that takes that job away from me, but it doesnít take ALL jobs away from me. There is another job and another one and you must look for that other job and go for it! Although I know people, they didnít get a certain part in a movie and well Iím in showbusiness, Iím sure that the same thing happens in advertising or Wallstreet, somebody else gets a job and than you are depressed for six months. Well I never got depressed about that. I donít think conservatives in general do because there is always something else. Until you die of course. Eventually you are gonna die, and jobs get smaller and whatever, and that goes on, but than there is other things in life. Life is not about ONE thing and people who generally make it that, turn it into the zero sum game. And you will note that most of the philosophy immediately of congressman and senators and people who are running for president it is all based on the zero sum game. That if the rich get this that means there is less for these people. That is not the case, it simply isnít. Now I know it is hard to believe but it is not the case. Nobody making money ever made me poor. Unless they stole something from me. And there was somebody once who stole something from me. There was somebody that I knew once who actually took money from me. And thatís not a zero sum game, thatís called theft. But in the real world when somebody else becomes a millionaire that doesnít mean, oh my heavens less for you. Thatís not the way it works in the economy in the United States, you have opportunities, most conservatives I think, see the world as opportunities, thatís right. I see everything as an opportunity.